kittywildething followed her twin
*Jamie looked up from her textbook that was sitting on her bed when she heard her door open. Looking, she saw her sister there. It was one of the rare times Jamie was actually home and of course Kitty just had to bother her.* What’s up? *she asked nonchalantly*
Kitty knew that her sister Jamie was in her bedroom reading from her textbook like the good little dork she was. The sadistic blonde cheerleader popped her way inside her house and up the stairs to her sister’s bedroom, after finally make it Kitty didn’t bother to knock just walked it pipping out her rude and snarky remarks. “Hey dorky sister of mine, what’s that you’re reading? Hm, never mind don’t answer that because it looks boring much like your life.” Kitty smirked and cocked her head to the side placing a finger up and down Jamie’s journal. “Nothing’s up, why does something have to be up for me to come and see my geek of a sister?” She asked looking upward at her.
“I don’t know what you’re talking about. I’m a genius… I’m pretty sure you’re just jealous of me, but I’m a college girl now, so I’m not angry at you. You’re still a child, little Cheerio.”
"Oh my…such a big college girl now I’m so terrified of you. Please, I’m shaking in my Cheerio’s skirt over here. It’s funny how I’m the child yet you still write in crayons and read picture books.”
“We had the best honeymoon ever.With the best view ever the beach, the sun and way more beautiful views ”
"Yawn, sounds like a total bore fest. I bet Mr. Schue had to sanitize the entire hotel bedroom before you two got down and dirty. Then I bet after that you had to shower about 20 times, not only just because you’re an OCD freak but also the thought of someone having sex with Mr. Schuester makes me want to shower and throw up."
thelittlepuckerman started following you.
Jake raised his right brow up as she looked him up and down. He quickly licked his lips and then clenched his jaw as she slid her finger along his shoulder. Shaking his head, he let out a slight chuckle at her question, “That’s uh, that’s for me to know.” Finishing his sentence, he looked down and then instantly back up to Kitty, “You’ll never know. Unless you get lucky enough for me to give you a shot,” he said as he leaned up against the locker.
Kitty smirked a little leaning herself up against the locker standing rather close to Jake. Her finger trailed down the front of his body leading down from his chest to the rock hard abs. “Don’t worry I’m always lucky.” She then leaned upward on her tippy toes and whispered lightly in his ear. “But maybe if you’re lucky you could see me in that black cat suit again…or maybe out of it.” The blonde Cheerio dropped down giving Jake a wink. “But wait aren’t you dating Marley the dead dog?” She cocked her head in curiosity. “Or did Little Puckerman finally realized the whole sweet innocent act just isn’t cutting it anymore?”
REBLOG THIS IF YOU’RE A RP BLOG.
Okay, so no one will probably see this post, although I’m still trying to catch up with everyone else I need to follow, I’d love to see how many more rp blogs there are out there <3
I’d love you forever if you reblogged, I will follow you all as soon as I’m off follow limit.
I’ll be sat here..waiting.. watching… and waiting some more >.<
(Bonus if you’re a kh or ff rp’er.. need more of those)
"Actually princess, we won Sectionals, you only one is on a default. I’d hardly count that as a victory, but if you need a ego boost. Do what you will. As for the gay bit, Blaine Warbler hasn’t infected me with his cheerfulness disease and as for Nationals. Mark my words, you losers stand no chance."
“First off don’t call me princess, and secondly must I remind you of the idiot who decided to boost his team with shots? Yeah that lead us to our rightful victory. Us losers? Okay I’ll even admit some of my team mates are losers but as for me? I don’t qualify in that category and we will take the trophy to Nationals and you will be eating our dust, I would say good luck but luck won’t really be helping you.”
“My name’s Hunter Clarington, sweetheart. The Warbler’s aren’t all gay, and no we don’t have massive gay orgy fests followed by painting our nails a pretty shade of pink. I’m sure your Glee Club does but that isn’t my concern or business.”
"Oh didn’t know your first name probably because I could care less who you are. Right The Warbler’s aren’t all gay and Michael Jackson isn’t really dead, stop kidding yourself sweetheart only a matter of time before you come out of the closet as well. I think Blaine Warbler infected you all with his cheerful gayness. I don’t think you have a right to insult us considering we won Sectionals and Regionals. We’ll also be taking home, once again, the trophy for Nationals so I highly suggest you bring a box of tissues because you’ll be crying like full grown inbred babies once we whip your asses.”
"Hey Ms. Pillsbury or should I call you Mrs. Schuester now? Where’d you two go for your honeymoon? Unless you had a panic attack and skipped out on that like your first wedding."
"Hey I know you, aren’t you the captain of that first all Gay male Glee Club that was hopped up on steroids?"
thelittlepuckerman started following you.
“You of all people would say something along those lines. You know nothing, Kitty.”
"You’re right I know nothing because my magnifying glass isn’t big enough I just told you." Kitty looked up and down then walked over towards him letting a finger strike down his shoulder. "But then again, you’re half black so does that mean you get the big…you know?" She winked and eyed him down and adverted her attention back towards his face.